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Editor-in-Chief: Eshaan Joshi
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Issues Archive

Vol 5
Vol 4

Issue 7

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readme flunks out

the issue in which we realize that the academic comeback may no longer be possible

Issue 6

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readme gets abstract

the issue in which we issue the issue in which we issue the issue in which we issue the issue in which we issue

Issue 5

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readme: murder mystery

the issue in which we promise you that our alibi holds up under scrutiny

Issue 4

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readme retraces its steps

the issue in which we figure out what on earth we did last night

Issue 3

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readme gets deployed

the issue in which we try to figure out the FCEs of deployment

Issue 2

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readme through the ages

the issue in which we take a brief but thorough look at our history

Issue 1

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readme takes a sick day

the issue in which the student population realizes that it could always be worse

Issue 0

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readme tries again

the issue in which we imagine the average CMU student happy
Vol 3

Issue 7

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readme throws a carnival

the issue in which we do our very best to come across sober when talking to the cops

Issue 6

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readme reviews

the issue in which we give our honest and unbiased opinions on various things we were paid to talk about

Issue 5

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readme goes to Shul

the issue in which we pretend that we paid attention in Hebrew school

Issue 4

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readme studies abroad

the issue in which we try to find our passports and go on a fun, European vacation.

Issue 3

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readme falls in love

the issue in which we watch our publication grow up and find someone to love.

Issue 2

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readme home & garden

the issue in which we give the reader tips and tricks for a comfortable and welcoming home.

Issue 1

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readme returns to hell

the issue in which we all find ourselves back in this special corner of hell.
Vol 2

Issue 8

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A very readme Christmas

the issue in which readme realizes the true meaning of Christmas

Issue 7

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readme takes finals

the issue in which readme tries to calculate the lowest possible finals grade they need to pass

Issue 6

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readme starts conspiracies

the issue in which readme considers the buyout of infowars to be an opportunity for expansion

Issue 5

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readme unlicensed

the issue in which readme loses its license and carries on regardless

Issue 4

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readme gets political

the issue in which readme gets cancelled for holding all of the wrong opinions

Issue 3

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readme goes broke

the issue in which the treasury is emptied and this fine magazine finally goes bankrupt

Issue 2

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readme goes on strike

the issue in which the writing staff of this fine publication choose to exercise their rights

Issue 1

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readme gets exposed

the issue in which we reveal the dark and seedy underbelly of Carnegie's finest publication

Issue 0

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readme does orientation

the issue in which we initiate the freshmen to our storied traditions
Vol 1