Rejected Headlines

• Professor suspended after CMU student argues "Proof by God" valid Concepts tool.
• Top 10 CMU buildings I'd pick up if I were Godzilla.
• OPINION: Are Icebreakers hazing?
• Dreamworks newest IP revealed: "How to train your LLM".
• My Professor Had One Comment After Viewing My Final Project: “This Sucks”
• Club snipes channels are starting to become real passive aggressive.
• Construction of Roko's Basilisk Pegged to Begin 2026, Per OpenAI, Meta.
• “I don’t have any finals this semester, just two projects, three papers…”
• CMU students take Pitt finals: “It’s nice to be good at something”.
• You could be sledding right now, but you're not.
• Courses to begin offering bonus points for students willing to let TAs heckle them while they take the exam.
• Student Senate Elections Board excited to see more students than ever interesting in voting them out
• End of semester refelction: That O-week situationship was a really good idea.

All this and more, not in this issue!