Buggy orgs fret over possible shortages of small Asian women following letter on the CCP • Student uses AI to write suicide note, gets posthumous AIV • KCGSCS doesn't roll off the tongue, department to be rebranded as just KCG instead • Demolition Company breaks up married couple • ECEs flee to suburbs of computer science, citing too many civil engineers • Student amazed by foreign culture after study abroad in Philadelphia • In Farnam's absence, students erect golden Scotty Dog statue • DeviantArt, Conservapedia, and Other Websites We Don't Know Why We're Tagged In • "Nobody's seen the drama students in a month, should we check on them?", says concerned RA • Report: Voices in your head usually correct, studies show • Linguists invent new slur for couples • Student Government shutdown looms as Senate fails to ratify budget • Gelt still more real than crypto • Is that Nazi salute or is Elon Musk just happy to see me? • Reviewing Craig, Creg, and Craigë’s lacrosse coach Jon, his second cousin Gary, and Gary’s dog Bubbles, fish Buddy, and cat Cat • Nets placed under Pausch Bridge to remind CMU students that suicide is always an option • Wind storm politely opens door, walks inside CMU building, and breaks every computer • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives • World Peace finally achieved after man starts Israel-Palestine argument in comments of a cat video • Young men increasingly feeling that having a Borat impression counts as a personality Report • Buggy orgs fret over possible shortages of small Asian women following letter on the CCP • Student uses AI to write suicide note, gets posthumous AIV • KCGSCS doesn't roll off the tongue, department to be rebranded as just KCG instead. • Demolition Company breaks up married couple. • ECEs flee to suburbs of computer science, citing too many civil engineers • Student amazed by foreign culture after study abroad in Philadelphia • In Farnam's absence, students erect golden Scotty Dog statue • DeviantArt, Conservapedia, and Other Websites We Don't Know Why We're Tagged In • "Nobody's seen the drama students in a month, should we check on them?", says concerned RA • Report: Voices in your head usually correct, studies show. • Linguists invent new slur for couples. • Student Government shutdown looms as Senate fails to ratify budget • Gelt still more real than crypto. • Is that Nazi salute or is Elon Musk just happy to see me? • Reviewing Craig, Creg, and Craigë’s lacrosse coach Jon, his second cousin Gary, and Gary’s dog Bubbles, fish Buddy, and cat Cat • Nets placed under Pausch Bridge to remind CMU students that suicide is always an option • Wind storm politely opens door, walks inside CMU building, and breaks every computer. • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives. • World Peace finally achieved after man starts Israel-Palestine argument in comments of a cat video. • Young men increasingly feeling that having a Borat impression counts as a personality Report
![May I offer you a George Michael in these trying times? [photo of a cute dog]](/media/vol3/issue2/images/GeorgeTryingTimes_8zLAVFo.png)
![A comic. The first two panels show a woman sighing and looking out a window toward a silhouetted couple holding hands under an umbrella. "Will I ever find love?" the third panel questions. Panel four shows two people holding hands in chair desks, and they're texting hearts back and forth in panel five. In panels six and seven the woman reads a copy of "readme falls in love," then concluedes, "no, probably not." [I really like this comic :-) - rtosh]](/media/vol3/issue3/images/lovecomic_ji67hZE.jpg)
!["Help find this nice Jewish boy a forever home!" [picture of a Scotty dog in a synagogue]](/media/vol3/issue5/images/njbad_W6su206.png)
