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Intro to Religion Course Deadline Drops; Whole Class Converts to Judiasm • CMU announces tuition freeze, students to keep paying forever • In huge improvement, only three people have gotten food poisoning by CMU dining today! • Studies show you're not being gaslit, you're just genuinely losing it • I'm not going to do it, but it would be SO easy to kill my roommate, several report • Homeless Ph.D. student holds fence for record 5 years, fails quals • "What do you mean they don't know the difference between wet layup and prepreg?" CMU students shocked by lackluster carbon fiber fabrication knowledge of average person • Greedy snake oil salesman refuses to make sale • You think you're a leftist? I'm wearing Che Guevara! • Forbes Avenue crosswalk announcer elated to finally have purpose again • EMS attempts to tackle STDs, declares immediate victory • Goldfish no longer 'Snack that Smiles Back' due to political climate • Programmer forgets to specify; throws a birthday ksh • Tartan branded adderall popular among seniors trying to graduate on time • Athletes warm up by walking both ways uphill through Pittsburgh • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives • Heroic free-speech advocates oppressed by socially ostracized and clearly neurodivergent nerds • Complete works of Saphho discovered in a Home Depot • Nudist Revolution on Campus, 30% of campus disrobes • “It’s actually a metaphor for being reeeaaalllly hungry.” ­ author, on cannibalism • Intro to Religion Course Deadline Drops; Whole Class Converts to Judiasm. • CMU announces tuition freeze, students to keep paying forever • In huge improvement, only three people have gotten food poisoning by CMU dining today! • Studies show you're not being gaslit, you're just genuinely losing it • I'm not going to do it, but it would be SO easy to kill my roommate, several report. • Homeless Ph.D. student holds fence for record 5 years, fails quals • "What do you mean they don't know the difference between wet layup and prepreg?" CMU students shocked by lackluster carbon fiber fabrication knowledge of average person. • Greedy snake oil salesman refuses to make sale. • You think you're a leftist? I'm wearing Che Guevara! • Forbes Avenue crosswalk announcer elated to finally have purpose again. • EMS attempts to tackle STDs, declares immediate victory • Goldfish no longer 'Snack that Smiles Back' due to political climate • Programmer forgets to specify; throws a birthday ksh. • Tartan branded adderall popular among seniors trying to graduate on time • Athletes warm up by walking both ways uphill through Pittsburgh • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives. • Heroic free-speech advocates oppressed by socially ostracized and clearly neurodivergent nerds. • Complete works of Saphho discovered in a Home Depot • Nudist Revolution on Campus, 30% of campus disrobes • “It’s actually a metaphor for being reeeaaalllly hungry.” ­ author, on cannibalism