Are you tired of being normal? I'm not, so fuck you! • Having a single thought about 15-122 now considered an AIV • “Surely the balloon animal guy will fix this schools mental health problems” says CMU admin for the fifth time this semester • OPINION: I want everyone to be happy, except my favorite musicians • I'm not going to do it, but it would be SO easy to kill my roommate, several report • “I’ve been conducting for 17 years straight now,” says former Eurhythmics student. “I’ve seen God, and she breathes at 62 bpm” • CMU Physics rises to #1 worldwide following particle accelerator heist • OPINION: First, it was a Masters. Now, you need a Ph.D. before they let you fuck the computers • DeviantArt, Conservapedia, and Other Websites We Don't Know Why We're Tagged In • Wildlife conservation group takes "CMU English Major" off of endangered species list following recordsetting 7 students enrolled • Young men increasingly feeling that having a Borat impression counts as a personality Report • CMU endorses homelessness as a viable solution to rising competition in on-campus housing • What you need to know about the upcoming resting bitch face competition • Is that Nazi salute or is Elon Musk just happy to see me? • Classic 90s songs we've all forgotten: 1. I Just Got An Abortion (And It Felt So Good) • You could be sledding right now, but you're not • Chemistry majors disappointed to learn their degree does not come with a "license to kill" • New fraternity party house indistinguishable from background to ISIS execution video • Carnegie Mellon police to be given tank to deal with unruly freshmen • It's not blood libel, it's just a better skin care routine • President's Advisory Board on Student Well-Being, Mental Health, and the Academic Experience releases first report: "It's bad." • RA finds Olympic torch during room check • Report: Voices in your head usually correct, studies show • Mom if I find the afikomen can I have my turn on the space laser • USNews names CMU number 1 school named after Andrew Carnegie and Andrew Mellon for the 125th year in a row • Carnegie Mellon color no longer the concept of plaid • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives • The existential horror of nap time: A retrospective • Novel studies demonstrate that drinking water and eating food are good for you, pulling all nighters and shotgunning Celsius are bad • Booth Chairs and School of Drama compete to see who can violate the most labor laws • "Surely the middle eastern conflict will not get worse" says increasingly nervous man for 100th time today • Rabbi hot?! • SDC buggy design leaked on War Thunder forum • Stupid fucking egg sits on wall, rolls off like a little dumbass bitch • New CaPS meeting locations include ledges, bridges, and intersections • American Study-Abroad Program expands school shootings worldwide • Mrs. Claus revealed to actually be Amy Schumer • Dreamworks newest IP revealed: "How to train your LLM" • Air Force officer gets 15 years for leaking NORAD Santa Tracker • Gelt still more real than crypto • Are you tired of being normal? I'm not, so fuck you! • Having a single thought about 15-122 now considered an AIV • “Surely the balloon animal guy will fix this schools mental health problems” says CMU admin for the fifth time this semester. • OPINION: I want everyone to be happy, except my favorite musicians • I'm not going to do it, but it would be SO easy to kill my roommate, several report. • “I’ve been conducting for 17 years straight now,” says former Eurhythmics student. “I’ve seen God, and she breathes at 62 bpm” • CMU Physics rises to #1 worldwide following particle accelerator heist. • OPINION: First, it was a Masters. Now, you need a Ph.D. before they let you fuck the computers. • DeviantArt, Conservapedia, and Other Websites We Don't Know Why We're Tagged In • Wildlife conservation group takes "CMU English Major" off of endangered species list following recordsetting 7 students enrolled • Young men increasingly feeling that having a Borat impression counts as a personality Report • CMU endorses homelessness as a viable solution to rising competition in on-campus housing • What you need to know about the upcoming resting bitch face competition • Is that Nazi salute or is Elon Musk just happy to see me? • Classic 90s songs we've all forgotten: 1. I Just Got An Abortion (And It Felt So Good) • You could be sledding right now, but you're not. • Chemistry majors disappointed to learn their degree does not come with a "license to kill" • New fraternity party house indistinguishable from background to ISIS execution video • Carnegie Mellon police to be given tank to deal with unruly freshmen. • It's not blood libel, it's just a better skin care routine. • President's Advisory Board on Student Well-Being, Mental Health, and the Academic Experience releases first report: "It's bad." • RA finds Olympic torch during room check • Report: Voices in your head usually correct, studies show. • Mom if I find the afikomen can I have my turn on the space laser. • USNews names CMU number 1 school named after Andrew Carnegie and Andrew Mellon for the 125th year in a row • Carnegie Mellon color no longer the concept of plaid • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives. • The existential horror of nap time: A retrospective • Novel studies demonstrate that drinking water and eating food are good for you, pulling all nighters and shotgunning Celsius are bad. • Booth Chairs and School of Drama compete to see who can violate the most labor laws • "Surely the middle eastern conflict will not get worse" says increasingly nervous man for 100th time today • Rabbi hot?! • SDC buggy design leaked on War Thunder forum. • Stupid fucking egg sits on wall, rolls off like a little dumbass bitch • New CaPS meeting locations include ledges, bridges, and intersections • American Study-Abroad Program expands school shootings worldwide. • Mrs. Claus revealed to actually be Amy Schumer • Dreamworks newest IP revealed: "How to train your LLM". • Air Force officer gets 15 years for leaking NORAD Santa Tracker • Gelt still more real than crypto.
In 1967, an offshore platform in the North Sea was seized by a pirate radio operator. This would become the Principality of Sealand, an unrecognized micronation. Recently, CMU's administration was struck with inspiration, and decided to secede from the United States, to form its own micronation.
