Admin continues to insist that you can't spell anything else with the letters C, M, and U • Genius CMU undergrad launches "sex-as-a-service" startup • A two sentence horror story: "I walk into my Intro ML final. There is a single GPU placed at everyone's desk." • World Peace finally achieved after man starts Israel-Palestine argument in comments of a cat video • I'm not homophobic, I'm just homo-weary • USNews names CMU number 1 school named after Andrew Carnegie and Andrew Mellon for the 125th year in a row • New show “Nothing in this room is cake please stop cutting my stuff in half” is a Netflix sensation • "Surely this one will work," says student on sixth cup of coffee • I met Santa Claus, she's black • Reviewing Cathleen, Adam, their real estate business, their “bless this mess” wooden sign, and their three sons Craig, Creg, and Craigë • Readme's own Fulke Fuchs supports Admin's declaration that "Trump" is a curse word • Carnegie Mellon unveils plans to make second, shittier donner • CMU student lives in a barrel, claims it's better than first year housing • The Tartan purchased by Fox News, Sean Hannity to take over as Editor-in-Chief • Dog doesn't solve relationship, couple moves on to children • Hardest job imaginable: affirming therapist to drone strike today • Complete works of Saphho discovered in a Home Depot • Is your polycule centralized, or peer-to-peer? Find out now! • Undeterred, Sydney Sweeney stars in new Tide ad explaining the importance in separating whites and coloreds • President Farnam spotted frequenting Carnival Parties • Admin continues to insist that you can't spell anything else with the letters C, M, and U. • Genius CMU undergrad launches "sex-as-a-service" startup. • A two sentence horror story: "I walk into my Intro ML final. There is a single GPU placed at everyone's desk." • World Peace finally achieved after man starts Israel-Palestine argument in comments of a cat video. • I'm not homophobic, I'm just homo-weary. • USNews names CMU number 1 school named after Andrew Carnegie and Andrew Mellon for the 125th year in a row • New show “Nothing in this room is cake please stop cutting my stuff in half” is a Netflix sensation • "Surely this one will work," says student on sixth cup of coffee. • I met Santa Claus, she's black. • Reviewing Cathleen, Adam, their real estate business, their “bless this mess” wooden sign, and their three sons Craig, Creg, and Craigë. • Readme's own Fulke Fuchs supports Admin's declaration that "Trump" is a curse word • Carnegie Mellon unveils plans to make second, shittier donner • CMU student lives in a barrel, claims it's better than first year housing • The Tartan purchased by Fox News, Sean Hannity to take over as Editor-in-Chief • Dog doesn't solve relationship, couple moves on to children. • Hardest job imaginable: affirming therapist to drone strike today. • Complete works of Saphho discovered in a Home Depot • Is your polycule centralized, or peer-to-peer? Find out now! • Undeterred, Sydney Sweeney stars in new Tide ad explaining the importance in separating whites and coloreds. • President Farnam spotted frequenting Carnival Parties
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![A comic. The first two panels show a woman sighing and looking out a window toward a silhouetted couple holding hands under an umbrella. "Will I ever find love?" the third panel questions. Panel four shows two people holding hands in chair desks, and they're texting hearts back and forth in panel five. In panels six and seven the woman reads a copy of "readme falls in love," then concluedes, "no, probably not." [I really like this comic :-) - rtosh]](/media/vol3/issue3/images/lovecomic_ji67hZE.jpg)
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