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Vol 5, Issue 4: ¡Viva La Revolucion! (PDF)

the issue in which we ensure the revolution is televised

Rejected Headlines

  • Does the third amendment let me kick out my ROTC roommate?
  • You think you're a leftist? I'm wearing Che Guevara!
  • You can disassemble the military-industrial technocomplex after I get a job
  • Why can't Israel and Pakistan just get along?
  • ECEs flee to suburbs of computer science, citing too many civil engineers
  • Nudist Revolution on Campus, 30% of campus disrobes
  • ... and it's the ugly 30%
  • OpenAI launches new Abacus; Calculator sales drop dramatically
  • Transphobes: It's still Constantinople
  • The Revolution is coming, just let me get off my SSRIs first
  • For the upcoming Readme "Female" Issue: "Susan Be Shopping"
  • Student Senate revolts after fourth straight week of tasty pizza at meetings

All this and more, not in this issue!

Viva La Revolution