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Alex Werth

Alex Werth

He/him

God's silliest soldier and most powerful poster creator

Mechanical, Biomedical, & Secret Third Kind of Engineering, 2028

Bio

I study things that let me build things. I do an unhealthy amount of clubs.

Do not throw food in the enclosure.

Known Aliases:
Alexander Wieland Werth, Alexander Wilhelm Werth, Alexandra Warner Werth, Alexander ‘Wasseranalogon Des Reinkarnationszyklus’ Werth

Fun fact

borger :thumbs_up:

Location

In the nearest pool

Contact

awerth2@andrew.cmu.edu

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