Benner Rogers
She/her
Staffwriter, Artist, Obligatory English Major
Literature and Culture, Russian Studies, DC '27
Bio
Yes, I am a real person. README'S number one and only journalist since 1984
Fun fact
I'm illiterate. Don't tell Eshaan, he hasn't noticed yet.
Location
Wean 5202
Contact
bennerr@andrew.cmu.edu
Latest
Tartans DEMOLISH Sacred Heart Elementary in Triumphant Victory
After the nail-biting game against Central Catholic High School, as reported on by the Tartan, our Boys in Red decided to set their sights even higher. It’s safe to say that those disgraceful chumps at Sacred Heart Catholic Elementary School were wholly unprepared for such a display of raw athletic prowess! And let me tell you, the game was nothing short of a massacre. I never knew a first grader could fly so high! Once our beloved athletes got a taste of blood, their offense never stopped. Although the first down of the game left me in a fugue …
