Greeshma Adiga
she/her
Editor-in-Chief, Staffwriter
Chemical Engineering, 2029
Bio
Greeshma was bought by your mom and placed in direct sunlight yesterday. She's already dehydrated. Unlike Pinocchio, she wishes she wasn't real, and indulges in escapism via investigative journalism.
Fun fact
Greeshma once almost saved a life, but she didn't make the cut
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CMU student invests in classroom real estate
While most students are worried about saving money for their futures, Tepper student D. R. Hortonne has found a more innovative solution: investing in classroom space. “The economy is rough right now, and I’m not exactly interested in working in fast food, y’know?” said Hortonne in a recent interview. “I thought I should find a smart way to build some equity. I noticed that classrooms at CMU were in high demand, and I thought, woah, jackpot!”
Hortonne began looking into purchasing classrooms in August. They quickly noticed that there was very little competition, as people were accustomed to exchanging …
The War on South Craig Street
“I always say, as you know, that if my fellow citizens want to go to Hell I will help them. It's my job.” Oliver Wendell Holmes.
By the summer of 2026, Avirat Kohli had had enough. Two great armies were converging on his Indian grocery, and what would become the first and only battle of the South Craig Street War —‘Scraig,’ or ‘that stuff behind Tepper,’ as CMU students called it —would soon rage across his doorstep. Before the day was over, an Earl Grey tea would explode in the lentil aisle. “I would have shut my doors,” …
