Greeshma Adiga
she/her
Editor-in-Chief, Staffwriter
Chemical Engineering, 2029
Bio
Greeshma was bought by your mom and placed in direct sunlight yesterday. She's already dehydrated. Unlike Pinocchio, she wishes she wasn't real, and indulges in escapism via investigative journalism.
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Greeshma once almost saved a life, but she didn't make the cut
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The War on South Craig Street
“I always say, as you know, that if my fellow citizens want to go to Hell I will help them. It's my job.” Oliver Wendell Holmes.
By the summer of 2026, Avirat Kohli had had enough. Two great armies were converging on his Indian grocery, and what would become the first and only battle of the South Craig Street War —‘Scraig,’ or ‘that stuff behind Tepper,’ as CMU students called it —would soon rage across his doorstep. Before the day was over, an Earl Grey tea would explode in the lentil aisle. “I would have shut my doors,” …
