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Alex Werth

Alex Werth

📍 In the nearest pool | Pronouns: He/him
Email awerth2@andrew.cmu.edu

God's silliest soldier and most powerful poster creator

Mechanical, Biomedical, & Secret Third Kind of Engineering, 2028

Bio

I study things that let me build things. I do an unhealthy amount of clubs.

Do not throw food in the enclosure.

Known Aliases:
Alexander Wieland Werth, Alexander Wilhelm Werth, Alexandra Warner Werth, Alexander ‘Wasseranalogon Des Reinkarnationszyklus’ Werth

Fun Fact

borger :thumbs_up:

Previous Work

Readme Sleeps With The Fishes


Readme Retraces Its Steps


Readme Found In Bed with the Tartan


Readme Gets Deployed


Beloved Football Chants At CMU

The Kiltie Marching Band wants blood. Despite, on paper, being the unassuming pep band for CMU’s respectable football team, firsthand experience brings out their reality; that the Kilties are a barely-restrained rabid mob. Observe the chants they call out at games, taunting the other team and wishing destruction upon them. …