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Alex Werth

Alex Werth

📍 In the nearest pool | Pronouns: He/him
Email awerth2@andrew.cmu.edu

God's silliest soldier and most powerful poster creator

Mechanical, Biomedical, & Secret Third Kind of Engineering, 2028

Bio

I study things that let me build things. I do an unhealthy amount of clubs.

Do not throw food in the enclosure.

Known Aliases:
Alexander Wieland Werth, Alexander Wilhelm Werth, Alexandra Warner Werth, Alexander ‘Wasseranalogon Des Reinkarnationszyklus’ Werth

Fun Fact

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Previous Work

README's Marriage Certificate


FAST and RAW Romance Advice

Readers of ReadMe, you know that we’ve always promised you an educational, engaging, and deadly serious article of the highest standards. On this special occasion, we promise no differently. This is all the advice you deserve to handle romance and love in your life.

YOU are failing to communicate.

To My 8 A.M.s:

Up! We are Up! I cheer myself to rise At the crack of seven-twenty, ‘Fore the sun has hit the skies,

On a wonderous new Monday, I’m triumphantly awake In sheer elation for the 8am that I – with no especially strong feelings – Take.

A truly magical …

A reminder to stab invasive plants


Indiana Jones and the Collapsing Market