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Alex Werth

Alex Werth

📍 In the nearest pool | Pronouns: He/him
Email awerth2@andrew.cmu.edu

God's silliest soldier and most powerful poster creator

Mechanical, Biomedical, & Secret Third Kind of Engineering, 2028

Bio

I study things that let me build things. I do an unhealthy amount of clubs.

Do not throw food in the enclosure.

Known Aliases:
Alexander Wieland Werth, Alexander Wilhelm Werth, Alexandra Warner Werth, Alexander ‘Wasseranalogon Des Reinkarnationszyklus’ Werth

Fun Fact

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Previous Work

History's first booth

HUNT SPECIAL - Carnegie Mellon University’s springtime Carnival brings with it many beloved traditions, perhaps most recognizable of all, Booth, a weeklong mad sprint through constructing marvelously untrustworthy houses. But did you know that the roots of booth trace back to far before CMU’s founding? Back before the scientists of …

Readme Takes A Sick Day


Wanted Dead


Bioraft Certificate of Safety


Baba Yaga Booth