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Benner Rogers

Benner Rogers

📍 Wean 5202 | Pronouns: She/her
Email bennerr@andrew.cmu.edu

Staffwriter, Artist, Obligatory English Major

Literature and Culture, Russian Studies, DC '27

Bio

Yes, I am a real person. README'S number one and only journalist since 1984

Fun Fact

I'm illiterate. Don't tell Eshaan, he hasn't noticed yet.

Previous Work

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Best clubs for returning freshmen

For freshmen moving away from home for the first time, making new friends can seem daunting. However, the 350+ clubs at Carnegie Mellon provide plenty of outlets for students to make friends with shared interests. To encourage incoming students to meet others, README has compiled a list of some of …

Back to School at CMU

It’s once again that time of the year for students to prepare to return to Pittsburgh for another semester at dear ol’ Carnegie Tech. And what better way is there to kick off the new year than with a trip to the bookstore for some back to school supplies? …

Have a Very Readme Christmas