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Benner Rogers

Benner Rogers

📍 Wean 5202 | Pronouns: She/her
Email bennerr@andrew.cmu.edu

Staffwriter, Artist, Obligatory English Major

Literature and Culture, Russian Studies, DC '27

Bio

Yes, I am a real person. README'S number one and only journalist since 1984

Fun Fact

I'm illiterate. Don't tell Eshaan, he hasn't noticed yet.

Previous Work

George Michael Welcomes You Back to Hell


Loan Shark


Booth Stuns CMU With Structural Anomaly

When Spring Carnival Committee began a routine structural check on what seemed to be an ordinary one-story booth, it certainly never expected to discover a scientific mystery that would stump even the greatest minds CMU has to offer. Yet that’s exactly what happened when SCC checked the booth built by …

The Reality of Being a Safety Icon


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