Mar. K. O.
he/him
Staffwriter
Ursa, 2030
Bio
Isn't it crazy how modern grocery stores are such an insane concept we take completely for granted? Imagine trying to get an avocado in Pittsburgh, not even two hundred years ago. Completely wild stuff.
Fun fact
You can still play Adobe Flash games by downloading the Flashpoint client
Location
Stuck inside a server room
Latest
2026 Winter Olympics set to debut Calvinball
Upon donations by mysterious benefactors, Calvinball is now part of the Winter Olympics. The following is an account of the first match, an embroiled battle between Botswana and Burkina Faso, as retold by an unnamed Calvinball aficionado watching from a safe distance.
GESLING STADIUM Students flocked to the arena to relish in the brutal spectacle of the greatest sport known to tigerkind. The game’s progenitor, Calvin, actually played an orthodox 1v1 format of Calvinball, but the game has changed much since its inception in 1985. Botswana walked first onto the field with their squadron of 56 players. Due to …
