Jupiter
📍 The heavens | Pronouns: they/them
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Literally a planet bro, 5th Century BCE
Bio
Jupiter is the god of the skies. When they're not busy smiting commoners, they enjoy being a planet. Oh, and I guess writing very serious news for ReadMe.
Fun Fact
Jupiter has 95 moons and a lot of lovers.
Previous Work
Last Rites: The Final Words of a Student Trapped in Gates
ReadMe’s most dedicated journalists have recently discovered a letter at the bottom of a Rohr Cafe – La Prima coffee cup, believed to be written by a student who never made it out of the Gates and Hillman centers. Out of respect for this fallen student, we have decided to …