Jupiter
they/them
Staffwriter, Staff Artist
Literally a planet bro, 5th Century BCE
Bio
Jupiter is the god of the skies. When they're not busy smiting commoners, they enjoy being a planet. Oh, and I guess writing very serious news for ReadMe.
Fun fact
Jupiter has 95 moons and a lot of lovers.
Location
The heavens
Latest
My Professor's Homophobia is really screwing me over
I have to say, I have had the worst semester. No, not because of my bimonthly midterms or from that time I missed two months of lecture because I had the flu. Dear readers, my semester has been simply horrid because of the homophobia I have faced in my English class. Like, this discrimination is going to kill my QPA.
From the very beginning, I could just tell that this professor and I were going to have problems. First, we’re sitting in lecture on the first day of class. The professor is droning on and on about the syllabus. …
Last Rites: The Final Words of a Student Trapped in Gates
ReadMe’s most dedicated journalists have recently discovered a letter at the bottom of a Rohr Cafe – La Prima coffee cup, believed to be written by a student who never made it out of the Gates and Hillman centers. Out of respect for this fallen student, we have decided to broadcast their mad ramblings for the whole university to read:
I’ve tried all the doors but none of them seem to open. I walked up and down the spiral, searching for anyone else trapped in Gates, yet I have found no one. Perhaps I will just sit and study …