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Isabelle Florence

Isabelle Florence

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Cryptid Corner

Monster Hunting, 2027

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Actually Mothman

Previous Work

Cryptid Corner: NOT DEER

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 4, Issue 4 • Oct. 8, 2025

Cryptid Corner: THE GIANT OF KANDAHAR

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 4, Issue 3 • Sept. 26, 2025

Beast Cave: TOO BIG BEAR

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 4, Issue 2 • Sept. 10, 2025

Cryptid Corner: VAMPIRISM

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 4, Issue 1 • Aug. 27, 2025

Cryptid Corner: THE EVERPRESENT TARGET DESK LAMP

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 4, Issue 0 • Aug. 17, 2025

CRYPTID CORNER: BEST CRYPTIDS FOR BUGGY DRIVING

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 7 • April 2, 2025

CRYPTID CORNER: MY ELDERLY NEIGHBORS

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 6 • March 26, 2025

CRYPTID CORNER: OH, I LOVE YOU MATZAH MAN

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 5 • March 14, 2025

Cryptid Corner: VARIOUS CRYPTIDS THAT COULD KILL YOUR ENEMIES WHO ARE STUDYING ABROAD IN JAPAN

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 4 • Feb. 26, 2025

README Ultrasound

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 3 • Feb. 14, 2025

Cryptid Corner: THE KIDS

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 3 • Feb. 14, 2025

Divorce Winnings

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 3 • Feb. 14, 2025

Cryptid Corner: HOMUNCULI

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 2 • Jan. 29, 2025

Cryptid Corner: WHITE THINGS

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 3, Issue 1 • Jan. 15, 2025

Cryptid Corner: MY DOGS WHOM I LOVE DEARLY

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 8 • Dec. 11, 2024

Cryptid Corner: THE INVISIBLE HOMOSEXUAL

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 7 • Dec. 4, 2024

Readme debuts new hat to help boost finals grade

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 7 • Dec. 4, 2024

Cryptid Corner: CZECHOSLOVAKIAN DONG WRANGLER

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 6 • Nov. 20, 2024

Cryptid Corner: CARNEGESSIE MELLESSIE UNIVERSITESSIE

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 5 • Nov. 6, 2024

Cryptid Corner: THE HAMPTONS DEVIL

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 4 • Oct. 23, 2024

Cryptid Corner: SKUNK APE IN A BIGFOOT COSTUME

By Isabelle Florence • Vol 2, Issue 3 • Oct. 2, 2024