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George Michael

George Michael

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Dean of Tepper, 2027

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Following surprise come-from-behind campaign, George Michael announced as U.S. President Elect

In a landslide victory, George Michael has successfully secured his victory in the 2024 Presidential Election. This marks the first time a third-party candidate has ever won a presidential election in United States History. Michael is also the first animal to reach the position of Commander in Chief since Garfield’s …