Paid for by: JFC (the fucking guy himself, not the funding council)
Kevin Song
he/him
Senior Advisor, Staff Artist
Electrical and Computer Engineering, CIT '24
Bio
Kevin isn't literate, so we make him draw some of the pictures. We also use him as the printing goon, who sends and picks up printing orders.
Fun fact
Kevin was born on a funny day.
Location
somewhere nearby, watching you from afar.
Contact
kevinson@andrew.cmu.edu
Latest
!["Are exams fucking you over? Fuck them back!" [box of Viagra]](/media/vol2/issue7/images/viagraAd_ScdSG7j.png)
!["Is your GPA below 3.0? Did you fail your last midterm? Will it take a miracle to pull your grades out of the gutter? You don't need a miracle. You always have another option. ENLIST NOW!" [background fades to camo pattern]](/media/vol2/issue7/images/sub3_BgjPE7s.png)
!["Can you solve this puzzle? Fill in the blanks and return to the HUB to win a secret prize!" [A copy of the CMU withdrawal form: "Complete this form if you intend to leave Carnegie Mellon with no intention to return."]](/media/vol2/issue7/images/withdrawal_JpsfyiD.png)
![A quote attributed to Eric Adams in which he prophesizes his own mayorship on January 1st, 2022: "Thirty-something years ago, I woke up out of my sleep in a cold sweat. God spoke to my heart and said, 'you are going to be the mayor January 1, 2022.' And the message was clear. God stated, 'you cannot be silent, you must tell everyone you know.' I would go around the city, pastor, and I would tell everybody 'I'm gonna be mayor January 1, 2022.' People used to think I was on medication." [I checked, this is a genuine Eric Adams quote - rtosh]](/media/vol2/issue4/images/ericAdams_L25dkML.png)
!["CIT is proud to announce...the new 'Intro to Civil Engineering' Lab Kit!" [toolbox full of wet concrete, with a shovel on top]](/media/vol2/issue1/images/CivE_LabKit_LtURyV6.png)