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Gilgamesh Ichthyomorphosis

Gilgamesh Ichthyomorphosis

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Chief Technical Officer, Staffwriter

ECE, 2028

Bio

Part time student, full time silly goober

Fun Fact

3 racoons in a trenchcoat

Previous Work

18-100 to introduce larger toolkits

ECE freshman carrying black and yellow tool kits is an ever-popular sight on Carnegie Mellon’s campus. Originally introduced to publicly shame people for choosing ECE as a major, the tool kits cemented their place when the head TAs for 18-100 realized they could store lab materials within the tool kits. …

CMU To Construct New, Shittier Donner

With the completion of the new Highmark Center for Wellness, CMU has successfully wrapped up yet another construction project. Needing a new project to collect alumni donations, CMU turns to their freshman housing. Hopeful Donner residents prayed that CMU would finally announce the destruction of Donner, however, this Monday CMU …