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Citron

Citron

📍 morocco | Pronouns: monoecious
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Staffwriter

studies in fruitiness and zest, 2029

Bio

Single citron looking for love.

Likes: Long periods standing in the same spot, judaism, mediterranean and asian food

Dislikes: Lemons, people who make weird faces at me (it hurts)

Fun Fact

idk, I can upDATE this later right

Previous Work

Before Baker and Porter, they were Hunter and Gatherer

Baker Hall and Porter Hall: We all know them, love them, get lost in them, and indulge in erotic fanfiction of them from time to time. “But what you may not know is their deep and rich history of cultural evolution,” says anthropologist X. Cavator.

“It’s easy to look …

The Wheel and its affects on our children

It’s the latest craze, the vogue, a revolution, and it’s rolling off the shelves. If you’ve lived in ancient society in the last few lunar cycles, you’ve heard of it: the wheel.

The wheel has transformed our world swiftly; be it agriculture, transportation, cheese, or construction, they’ve already become …

The Power of Yet