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Computer Science (AI), switching to Business, 2023 (Grad Student)

Bio

Misogyny. Involuntary celibacy. Insurmountable greed. These may seem like negative traits to you, but it takes an entrepreneur to understand how to turn douchiness into profit. Now, listen closely, because I'm going to tell you the story of how I increased my b2b sales by harnessing the power of AI—Hey, wait, where are you going?

Fun Fact

I don't see race, gender, or anything at all. I spent too much time on LinkedIn and now the doctor says I'm going blind, but that's the price you pay for the grindset.

Previous Work

My Whirlwind Romance with the Lawnmower Bot

Dear Reader,

I’m back at Carnegie Mellon for grad school, and I have quickly noticed a new hot body roaming the Cut.

I’m sure you’ve noticed them. Sleek, shiny, not afraid of getting their hands dirty, always dressing in a provocative red. From the moment I saw them, …

How to tell if my Hinge crush is a honeypot

Dear Reader,

I’ve been dealing with quite the conundrum and was hoping that you, an incredibly intelligent consumer of ReadMe, would be able to help me. You see, I just wanted to get laid. There are few opportunities for romantic or sexual escapades when you’re an alumnus of Carnegie …