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Kevin Song

Kevin Song

he/him

Senior Advisor, Staff Artist

Electrical and Computer Engineering, CIT '24

Bio

Kevin isn't literate, so we make him draw some of the pictures. We also use him as the printing goon, who sends and picks up printing orders.

Fun fact

Kevin was born on a funny day.

Location

somewhere nearby, watching you from afar.

Contact

kevinson@andrew.cmu.edu

Latest

A word search, but the words are all censored.
Kevin Song • Vol 2, Issue 0 • Aug. 21, 2024
"Drowning in tuition debt? Ready to win big!? CMU is proud to announce that students now have the option to "Double or Nothing" their tuition!" [photo of Warner Hall with large "CASINO" letters]
Kevin Song & Samson Rozansky • Vol 2, Issue 0 • Aug. 21, 2024
A picture of Farnam Jahanian in cool glasses drinking something from a bottle. It's captioned "make this Carnival an event you won't remember," followed by a logo saying "everclear."
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 6 • April 10, 2024
Coming soon...[readme logo with "uncensored" stamp] Sex! Drugs! Unedited fanfics! Be on the lookout for "readme, UNCENSORED"!
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 6 • April 10, 2024
A word search in the wingdings emoji font.
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 6 • April 10, 2024
A "DIY 2-player word search" on a 3x3 grid with words including XXX and OOO.
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 5 • March 27, 2024
Two soda cans: Carnegie Cola (with a plaid can and a picture of Andrew Carnegie), and mellonade (with a lime green can, watermelon slices, and a picture of Andrew Mellon).
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 4 • March 14, 2024
A colorblind test printed in grayscale, advising the viewer they may be colorblind. Side note: if you're reading this alt text because you're regular-blind, please let me know if I can improve the site's accessibility in any way. Just contact readme and ask for rtosh :-)
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 4 • March 14, 2024
A word search which repeatedly tells the reader to take a deep breath and start breathing manually.
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 4 • March 14, 2024
An ad for a work-study employment opportunity which pays $1250 to $2404 weekly. It offers good job security for post-graduation, including a guarantee of multi-year employment. You can travel overseas, work with land and sea vehicles, and develop close networks with major American tech companies. If interested, reach out to a recruiter with your name, other biographical details, and previous combat history. (The background fades to a camo pattern.)
Kevin Song • Vol 1, Issue 4 • March 14, 2024
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