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George Michael

George Michael

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Readme's goodest boy

Dean of Tepper, 2027

He/him

Bio

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Fun Fact

Loyal companion to Benner Rogers

Previous Work

George Michael Here to Help In These Trying Times


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Have a Very Readme Christmas


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Following surprise come-from-behind campaign, George Michael announced as U.S. President Elect


In a landslide victory, George Michael has successfully secured his victory in the 2024 Presidential Election. This marks the first time a third-party candidate has ever won a presidential election in United States History. Michael is also the first animal to reach the position o...

Learn begging lessons from the pros


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George Michael Joins the Presidential Race


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Have you seen this dog?


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New Dean of Tepper Announced


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