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A. Axolotl
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Abe James
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Ariel Kinel
Staffwriter
Aquafina Company Representative
Author Who Asked To Be Credited Only As ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Author Who Asked To Be Credited Only As ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ II
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Benner Rogers
Staffwriter
Yes, I am a real person. README'S number one and only journalist since 1981
Cindy Gao
Staffwriter
perhaps better known as auntie readme. almost certainly not a cat.
Danya Kogan
Staffwriter, Union Agitator, Special Correspondent to Dr. Et Al
I don't know what I am doing.
Dr. Dee Pression
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Dr. Et Al.
Staffwriter, Science Correspondent
I have a PhD in every possible field, and am proudly tenured here at Carnegie Mellon University.
Emily Jiang
Staffwriter
Academic Weapon
Eshaan Joshi
Editor-in-Chief, Strikebreaker, Labor Law Violator
Affable idiot with a pen
Gavin Radford
Staffwriter, Lead Gavin, Nutrients
Gavin is a thought-leader, activist, and thingy-maker from San Gabriel, California. He first learne…
Jacobi Edge
Staff Artist
I kiss wet rats
Jasmine Papino-Wood
Operations Manager, Staffwriter
i'm the one who wrote the dysphoria article
Jeremiah Cornelius Penname XXVII
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Joe MacDonald
Staffwriter
North Korea
Joseph "ReadMe" McCathy
Staffwriter
I hate communism.
Kevin Song
Senior Advisor, Staff Artist
Kevin isn't literate, so we make him draw some of the pictures. We also use him as the printing goo…
Kyle Hynes
Staffwriter
LEFT_EMPTY
Lee Rodriguez
Chief Technical Officer, server rack owner, revenge bedtime procrastinator
𝐼𝒻 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒, 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 ♡ I ❤️ NY | PRISM Chair 🛜 | Creative Writing🐸
Maximillian Bartholemow VIII
Staffwriter
Born to a wealthy landowning family in Surrey, England, Maximillian Bartholemew III, is our highly …
Mihir Deshpande
Staffwriter
I have no idea who I am. My first memory is some college students handing me a thumbtack and a shee…
Mike Rophon
Staffwriter
Unknowable and Mysterious
Pennsylvania Jones
Staffwriter, Archaeologist
I belong in a museum
Phong
Staffwriter
None of the potentially incriminating things I've said in internal Readme communications (namely ██…
Ryan Chernoff
Contributor, Web developer
Has contributed absolute nothing to ReadMe and may very well not exist.
Sigmund Maille
Writer by trade, Sigma Male by passion
Despite what you may have heard about me, I do not hate women, rather I just want women to leave me…
Tali Kirschenbaum
Staff Editor, Staffwriter
Tali is a judgmental bitch who prefers critiquing others' work instead of creating her own, which i…
Wade Cheng
Staffwriter, Webmaster
Sometimes sillying. Periodically serious'd.
"Tyan Rosh"
Staffwriter, Social Media
Pursuing a BS in Undecided, class of 2028. You'll never guess my name. IG: @ryantosh0