Our Usual Suspects

  • Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Aquafina Company Representative
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    Staffwriter
    Yes, I am a real person. README'S number one and only journalist since 1981
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    Staffwriter
    perhaps better known as auntie readme. almost certainly not a cat.
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    Staffwriter, Union Agitator, Special Correspondent to Dr. Et Al
    I don't know what I am doing.
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    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Staffwriter, Science Correspondent
    I have a PhD in every possible field, and am proudly tenured here at Carnegie Mellon University.
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    Academic Weapon
  • Editor-in-Chief, Strikebreaker, Labor Law Violator
    Affable idiot with a pen
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    Staffwriter, Lead Gavin, Nutrients
    Gavin is a thought-leader, activist, and thingy-maker from San Gabriel, California. He first learne…
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    Staff Artist
    I kiss wet rats
  • Operations Manager, Staffwriter
    i'm the one who wrote the dysphoria article
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    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Staffwriter
    North Korea
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    Staffwriter
    I hate communism.
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    Senior Advisor, Staff Artist
    Kevin isn't literate, so we make him draw some of the pictures. We also use him as the printing goo…
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    LEFT_EMPTY
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    Chief Technical Officer, server rack owner, revenge bedtime procrastinator
    𝐼𝒻 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒, 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 ♡ I ❤️ NY | PRISM Chair 🛜 | Creative Writing🐸
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    Staffwriter
    Born to a wealthy landowning family in Surrey, England, Maximillian Bartholemew III, is our highly …
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    Staffwriter
    I have no idea who I am. My first memory is some college students handing me a thumbtack and a shee…
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    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Staffwriter, Archaeologist
    I belong in a museum
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    Staffwriter
    None of the potentially incriminating things I've said in internal Readme communications (namely ██…
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    Contributor, Web developer
    Has contributed absolute nothing to ReadMe and may very well not exist.
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    Writer by trade, Sigma Male by passion
    Despite what you may have heard about me, I do not hate women, rather I just want women to leave me…
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    Staff Editor, Staffwriter
    Tali is a judgmental bitch who prefers critiquing others' work instead of creating her own, which i…
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    Staffwriter, Webmaster
    Sometimes sillying. Periodically serious'd.
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    Staffwriter, Social Media
    Pursuing a BS in Undecided, class of 2028. You'll never guess my name. IG: @ryantosh0