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John Doe

John Doe

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Bio

when readme gets a little too silly, we have john doe write articles for us so nothing comes back to haunt us in the future.

Fun Fact

John Doe is so mysterious that no one on readme can even confirm his pressence

Previous Work

Pentagon Swears In New War Crime Scapegoat After Previous One Died

The US Department of Defense has recently concluded its emergency internal election to find a worthy successor to the previous war crime scapegoat who unexpectedly died this year. The election was hastily called because there were no contingency plans in case the last scapegoat died, as no one at the …

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