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John Doe

John Doe

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Lying, 1800

Bio

when readme gets a little too silly, we have john doe write articles for us so nothing comes back to haunt us in the future.

Fun Fact

John Doe is so mysterious that no one on readme can even confirm his pressence

Previous Work

Feng Shui to make you forget them

Everyone’s been there at some point or another: She left and took the house and the kids, he suddenly ghosted you after texting you “Love you, sweet dreams” the evening before, or you find from their friend that they were not into you it’s just that you were there …

Novel Bug Swatting Method


Every Gun Needs a Home


AI Enhanced Paperclip


War on Christmas Finally Ends