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John Doe

John Doe

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Bio

when readme gets a little too silly, we have john doe write articles for us so nothing comes back to haunt us in the future.

Fun Fact

John Doe is so mysterious that no one on readme can even confirm his pressence

Previous Work

Believe In Santa


Real classes have curves


CivE department apologizes for increase in campus construction

Earlier this week the department of Civil and Environmental Engineering issued a statement addressing the sudden increase in construction around CMU’s campus, making many spaces unusable, and causing significant traffic delays as 5th Ave and Forbes Ave have had sections of the roads closed. In the statement, the head of …

Patent Pending tear-off cheat sheet


Hamerschlag ghosts still haunted by 122 homework