Daniel Yin

By Daniel Yin • Vol 6, Issue 4 • Oct. 7, 2026

With CMU in the top 15 of the US News National Universities Rankings, students are looking for ways to leverage their school’s newfound reputation to prepare for the post-college lives. “Before, I was worried I’d have to live out my final days in the eighth best nursing home in my city, but now I’m sure the fourth or even third might let me in,” said Edith Soon, a junior with an undeclared major in Dietrich.

The Career and Professional Development Center (CPDC) has taken note of the excitement and is working to address student needs. CPDC Director Sean McGowan …

By Daniel Yin • Vol 6, Issue 2 • Sept. 10, 2026

Shockingly, the first and only legitimate use of horseshoe theory is actually related to horses. While a horse of medium health may provide companionship and funny videos for Instagram Reels, it's been determined that the optimal horse health for very profitable horse activities is either very low or very high. Therefore, to maximize your horse­based income, you should either pamper your horses with the freshest ryegrass or let them loose in your neighbor's lawn as is appropriate to your horse business sector.

By Daniel Yin • Vol 5, Issue 9 • April 24, 2026

In a rare stretch of good weather, Carnegie Mellon students have taken it upon themselves to spend their limited free time "touching grass." Although students largely found going outside to be enjoyable, CMU's administration identified several insidious drawbacks of the practice. As a result, the university coated the most popular lounging areas, the Cut and the Mall, with a layer of silt.

The administration often uses days with nice weather for promotional photos of campus, which could be adversely affected by the presence of students. University Communications and Marketing research has shown that the presence of students lying down …