Mihir Deshpande

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Pronouns: Cheese/Pizza

Major: Something in SCS and robbing banks

Year: SCS '28

Location: Dark Cellar

Fact: A single noodle of spaghetti is called a spaghetto

Mihir Deshpande


Bio

I have no idea who I am. My first memory is some college students handing me a thumbtack and a sheet of paper and making me write articles with "red ink". If it's good enough I get a slice of bread. Mihir is what the tag on my ear says.


Tags: Real News

Help Wanted: Password Guesses

Nov. 14, 2024, 2:50 a.m.
By: Mihir Deshpande | Vol 2, Issue 3

As all of you astute readers are likely aware of by this point, your favorite factual news source readMe is going through a mild financial crisis. Luckily, readMe was always aware of this possibility, and four years ago the editor stored a nest egg(courtesy of a friendly local business), just in case we got into a situation like this. It was kept secure instead of nuke-proof safe.

Unfort...

Tags: Real News

README Insurance Scam Comes to Light

Oct. 9, 2024, 9:40 p.m.
By: Mihir Deshpande | Vol 2, Issue 1

Last night readMe’s very own chief editor Eshaan Joshi was extradited by the Trudeau administration under several counts of insurance fraud. It was found that for the past three years he has been claiming several life insurance policies from readMe staff along with abusing Canada's generous healthcare policy.

The police investigation is still ongoing as to whether he claimed the insuranc...