"Roan Tysh"
📍 Doherty B, in a staring contest with the cameras | Pronouns: they/them
Email rtosh@andrew.cmu.edu
Staffwriter
Undecided, 2028
Bio
Pursuing a BS in Undecided, class of 2028. You'll never guess my name.
Fun Fact
My cat's name is Poppy and she knows how you die
Previous Work
README buys Farnam's Hair? Cost of CMU Leader's Locks
In the days following README's bankruptcy, many questions have arisen, such as "how,” "why,” and "what's the difference between a marmot and a gopher.” The answer to at least two of these questions has recently come to light: Farnam's hair. It is still unclear why the hair of CMU's …