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Creative Writing, I'm never graduating
Bio
I am the sentient embodiment of this cursed publication. I have thoughts and feelings too.
Fun fact
There is no way to kill me, I am an eternal being
Location
DH 1117
Latest
Dinner questions for your normal human parents
- So, Mr. and Mrs. ___, what do you do for work?
- Oh, software, that's cool. And you said your wife's an artist?
- Oh she does? What's paper mache?
- Oh god holy shit oh fuck
- No no it's fine, there's just some culture shock haha [panicking]
- So, what's it like being a human anyway?
- Oh, yeah having bones must suck. But at least they don't disintegrate when it rains, right?
- How do eyes work? Do you have to rub them on the text to read it?
- Wow, I never would've …