Camilia Creutzfeldt
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Unknowable and mysterious.
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We don't need to talk
Please, sit down, make yourself at home. What am I making tonight? It's nothing much, just a beef bourguignon with short ribs, oxtail, and chuck roast, with some shallots, carrots, celery, and cremini mushrooms. Oh, and the jus is made from the braising liquid, just Beaulieu Vineyard cabernet sauvignon and homemade veal stock. No you don't need to help with anything, I'm almost done. I'm going to plate it now. You like it? That's nice, I'm a very good cook after all.
What time do you have to leave? How soon is soon? An hour? That programming languages class …
Student Tells All: Internship at Anduril
With fall break on the horizon, it's safe to say that we've fully settled into the semester. Yet, I still get people bringing up my summer internship at Anduril. That was two whole months ago! Most often, the people who bring it up are just classmates who want to find out more about what a chill time a chill guy like me had at a chill engineering firm. Once in a while, though, someone seems to take issue with me having interned at Anduril, talking about how it's "unethical" and that I "kill" people or whatever. So, let's set the …
Cigarette Networking
Another year, another summer of being a bum. Despite my best efforts, I did not land an internship. "Are you legally authorized to work in the United States", my eyes glimmer with hope. "Yes", I mutter under my breath. "Do you now or in the future require visa sponsorship", the hopeful glimmer wells into sorrowful tears, "Yes", I click on the checkbox. The odds that I manage to find a job and won't be deported after
graduating are looking grim. So, dear reader, what did I do? Did I fuck off to a trip to Italy with my bourgeois …