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Archibald The Great

Archibald The Great

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Staffwriter

Tall, 1912

Bio

Former circus member, Lifelong Habsburg family member <3

Fun Fact

I can do 16 types of activities.

Previous Work

SASC or SEX? New Coaching Workshop Draws Controversy

The Student Academic Success Center's new seminal seminar is under fire after students label it as "gross." The new seminar, designed specifically for finals week, outlines how students can best dress themselves to improve grade performance. "Dress for success!" said Dr. Lacey Skivvies, head of this new initiative. Dr. Skivvies hopes this new program will boost grades by as much as 69%, and con...