Anti Anti Aging Cream
Have you ever realized shit, I look TOO youthful? Have you ever been rejected from ordering copious amounts of alcohol for being “underage”? Well, here at Dave’s Rare and Unusual New Kreations, our team of award-winning scientists has discovered a new way to acquire alcohol!
Introducing Anti-Anti-Aging Cream! It's a super simple product you put on your face twice, once a day. This product penetrates deep into your pores, making you look so old that people may think you're a walking zombie! Despite the FDA’s claims, this probably isn’t battery acid, and our product is known for working across fraternities nationwide! Use code ALCOHOLISM at checkout for a bonus 0.08% off, and tell them your friends at ReadMe sent you!
*Please use the product on your face only once, as we are legally required to instruct you to do so after the incident in 2025.