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Vodka Limet

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Buttering up your TA

By Vodka Limet • Vol 6, Issue 5 • Oct. 28, 2026

Buttered Up Teaching Assistant

6 lbs butter, cubed

3 bunches parsley

20 tsp vinegar

134lb Teaching Assistant

½ cup plum jam

43 green onions, sliced

6 cups soy sauce

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