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​"Tyan Rosh"

​"Tyan Rosh"

📍 Doherty B, in a staring contest with the cameras | Pronouns: he/him
Email rtosh@andrew.cmu.edu

Staffwriter, Social Media

Undecided, 2028

Bio

Pursuing a BS in Undecided, class of 2028. You'll never guess my name. IG: @ryantosh0

Fun Fact

My cat's name is Poppy and she knows how you die

Previous Work

README buys Farnam's Hair? Cost of CMU Leader's Locks

In the days following README's bankruptcy, many questions have arisen, such as "how,” "why,” and "what's the difference between a marmot and a gopher.” The answer to at least two of these questions has recently come to light: Farnam's hair. It is still unclear why the hair of CMU's …