Sigmund Maille
nor/mal
Writer by trade, Sigma Male by passion
Alternative Gender Studies, Hustler's University '28
Bio
Despite what you may have heard about me, I do not hate women, rather I just want women to leave me alone, unless, of course, they are interested in going out with me.
Fun fact
I am literally Ryan Gosling
Location
Living with my (hypothetical) tradwife
Contact
ihatewomen@aol.com
Latest
CMU Computer Science has gone WOKE!
Imagine that you’re a new student at Carnegie Mellon University, and it’s your first day on campus. It has long been your dream to graduate from CMU’s prestigious School of Computer Science, and today marks the first step of realizing that ambition. You walk into Gates and look around with eyes full of curiosity and wonder, expecting to be inspired by CMU SCS’s great intellectual minds that will push the boundaries of computer science, dragging the world into an age of technological progress. But, as you approach your fellow computer scientists, hoping to discuss the absolute state-of-the-art discoveries within the …
Scobell House Risks Facing Demolition for Multiple Violations of Pennsylvanian Law
Scobell House is currently the only all-women dormitory at CMU, but this will soon cease to be the case. In the fall of 2023, this student residential building officially opened after being renovated and was converted from an all-male dormitory to an all-women dormitory. However, only two years after its official reopening, Scobell House will be closed or risk being repossessed by the Pennsylvanian government to be subsequently demolished.
According to CMU Housing Services, an anonymous student, who is in no way associated with the author of this article, alerted the Pennsylvania government that Scobell House was in violation …