John Jahanian
She/They
Staffwriter, Union Agitator, Special Correspondent to Dr. Et Al
Mechanical Engineering, CIT (19)27
Bio
I don't know what I am doing.
Fun fact
Lactose intolerant? I have all 10 of them???
Location
Lawn guy land, New Yawk
Contact
dkogan2@andrew.cmu.edu
Latest
The 'car' in Carnegie
Margaret Morrison Street is a beloved dainty throughway within the confines of Carnegie Mellon University bordered by many residence halls, such as Boss, McGill, Scobell, Welch, Henderson, as well as the biological hazard known as “Donner House”.
A safety analysis run by CMU’s highly esteemed professor Dr. Et Al revealed that the curbs contiguous with the sidewalks that barely anyone uses serve as a potential hazard towards automobiles passing through, thus the sidewalks had to go, expanding the road’s shoulder in the process.
After the university had finished this construction, Dr. Et Al ran a subsequent analysis, …