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Farnam Jahanian

Farnam Jahanian

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spending your tutition, forever

Bio

Anti Pro Free Speech

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if you rub my head 3 times I have to grant you a wish

Previous Work

A Message about the Fence and Discourse at CMU

Yesterday, Carnegie Mellon University hosted a demonstration of kinetic and potential energy from an as-yet unknown artist. This event was witnessed by two Walking to the Sky statues who considered it a spectacle to behold and by several attendees who called it “brief but memorable,” remarking on how the cacophonous …