Wade Cheng

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Pronouns: My dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine?

Major: StatML

Year: DC '27

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Fact: Loved 122 (weirdo)

Wade Cheng


Bio

Sometimes sillying. Periodically serious'd.


Tags: Real News

Amid Pitt Threat, Defensive Campus Turtles to Increase in Number

June 23, 2024, 10:38 a.m.
By: Wade Cheng | Vol 1, Issue 4

As the laser cannon atop the University of Pittsburgh's Cathedral of Learning nears completion, projected for the fall 2024 semester, Pitt students rejoice their opportunity to reenter the locked top floors of Cathy to zap unsuspecting CMU students. A Pitt alumn elaborated in an interview, “I always loved studying up there. The fear of death that comes from doing multidimensional calculus at th...

Tags: Real News

README experts analyze a game of Chess 2.0

June 23, 2024, 10:25 a.m.
By: Wade Cheng | Vol 1, Issue 4


We have some absolutely riveting chess gameplay between RandomBot and Saffron here today. In the first game of RandomBot's career, they put up a courageous fight against a rotating chess veteran, managing to promote a pawn, defend from queen-rook mate, thwart rook freedom, and prevent checkmate...

Tags: Science and Technology

Artificial Intelligence – For Real, This Time

June 23, 2024, 10:13 a.m.
By: Wade Cheng | Vol 1, Issue 3

13 minute listen at: https://cmureadme.com/podcasts/artificial-intelligence-for-real-this-time

SAFFRON, BYLINE: Welcome to our first installment of LISTENUP, our new README podcast hosted right here out of the heart of Pittsburgh.

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SAFFRON: Today we’re here with a very special guest. I’d like to introduce—

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