J. P. Crawfish
Staffwriter
One of the subjects, hopefully before 2030 if all goes to plan
Bio
Unknowable and Mysterious
Fun Fact
I like the rain
Previous Work
Welcome to Pittsburgh!
The Big Apple. The City of Angels. The Motor City. The Windy City. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is known by many names that reflect the splendor and enigma of this Pacific Northwest paradise.
A European jewel nestled in the foothills of the Adirondack Mountains, Pittsburgh has amazed at least a dozen …
...Poetry Corner
Chuck Schumer’s Glasses
Chuck Schumer’s Glasses
Precariously perched
Tilted and tepid
How does he look up?
Or straight forward?
Or in any direction that isn’t at a 60 degree angle?
Left with many questions
I seek
No answers
Just Chuck
Fiddler on the Roof
Without traditions
Our …
Torah Review
Noah’s Ark
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Great ocean scenery but they put me with the only other human and he keeps looking at me weird.
Tower of Babel
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Gribbledorf zanks flomptiously squibberwump’s jibbleflop.
Cain and Abel
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If my dad named me Cain, I’d also be pissed …
Reasons Why a Nice Jewish Boy Like You Isn't Married
1) You won’t let me set you up with Rachel Cohen
Rachel is such a nice girl. I’m sure you two would have a lot in common. I saw her mother at Barbara’s shiva last week. Do you remember Barbara? Such a shame! And you know what her mother …
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