Rabbi hot?! • "What do you mean they don't know the difference between wet layup and prepreg?" 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I'm not, so fuck you! • Dennis Prager won’t stop impregnating our country’s petite gay men causing national twink shortage • Student with childhood autism diagnosis excitedly awaits instant personality change upon turning 18 • “I have no way of knowing”, says person who could very easily look it up • "I'm still alive guys," Elvis, 1978 • How I stopped worrying and learned to love the dorm shower mold • Student trains for Olympic speedwalking by signing up for class in Mellon Institute • Undeterred, Sydney Sweeney stars in new Tide ad explaining the importance in separating whites and coloreds • Student who once contemplated an evening of selfcare and early sleep now facing the consequences of shitty time management • Monkey business fails to succeed in ever competitive economy • Chemistry majors disappointed to learn their degree does not come with a "license to kill" • If you don't read this magazine, we'll shoot this Scotty Dog • Tragedy kills $400,000 worth of tuition • Finding the best corner to stand in at a crowded party a guide • Carnival will be a nice time to decompress, says student planning on staying up for 72 straight hours to build a two story house • Buggy steroid use on raceday: an investigation • NO EXCEPTIONS. CMU to enforce dismount zones for students in wheelchairs • Rabbi hot?! • "What do you mean they don't know the difference between wet layup and prepreg?" CMU students shocked by lackluster carbon fiber fabrication knowledge of average person. • Women breaking glass ceiling suffering head lacerations • Booth Gloryhole Competition Winner Announced • A day in the life of Jane Street's unsuccessful younger brother, Sesame. • World Peace finally achieved after man starts Israel-Palestine argument in comments of a cat video. • Scotch 'n Soda coffin appropriated for student school spirit • Man showing off new AI model really wants you to stop asking questions about ethics. • Carnegie Mellon color no longer the concept of plaid • Heart in Work now considered dangerous conditions, scientists aghast • CMU air has "just the right amount" of Radon, administration pinky promises. • Amid mental health crisis, Google image searches for “scary werewolf” outnumber searches for “silly dog” • Gallo determined responsible for mudslide in rock climbing gym. • The existential horror of nap time: A retrospective • Kilties go on strike, now only wear normal hats • White boy SHOCKS locals by speaking in fluent Chinese accent. • Breaking: Worst man you know is about to dangle mistletoe over his head • DeviantArt, Conservapedia, and Other Websites We Don't Know Why We're Tagged In • I'm not going to do it, but it would be SO easy to kill my roommate, several report. • This Article Replaces Your Bioraft Training • What linear algebra can teach you about your parent’s sex lives. • Parents devastated after conversion therapy causes teen to lose interest in computer science. • SDC buggy design leaked on War Thunder forum. • Are you tired of being normal? I'm not, so fuck you! • Dennis Prager won’t stop impregnating our country’s petite gay men causing national twink shortage • Student with childhood autism diagnosis excitedly awaits instant personality change upon turning 18. • “I have no way of knowing”, says person who could very easily look it up • "I'm still alive guys," Elvis, 1978 • How I stopped worrying and learned to love the dorm shower mold. • Student trains for Olympic speedwalking by signing up for class in Mellon Institute • Undeterred, Sydney Sweeney stars in new Tide ad explaining the importance in separating whites and coloreds. • Student who once contemplated an evening of selfcare and early sleep now facing the consequences of shitty time management • Monkey business fails to succeed in ever competitive economy • Chemistry majors disappointed to learn their degree does not come with a "license to kill" • If you don't read this magazine, we'll shoot this Scotty Dog. • Tragedy kills $400,000 worth of tuition. • Finding the best corner to stand in at a crowded party a guide. • Carnival will be a nice time to decompress, says student planning on staying up for 72 straight hours to build a two story house • Buggy steroid use on raceday: an investigation • NO EXCEPTIONS. CMU to enforce dismount zones for students in wheelchairs.