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Your Mother

Your Mother

Staffwriter

Nursing, too long ago

Bio

Why do all the people at CMU have mommy issues? I'm only one woman

Fun fact

you don't call me enough

Location

At home, waiting .....

Latest

Reasons Why a Nice Jewish Boy Like You Isn't Married

1) You won’t let me set you up with Rachel Cohen

Rachel is such a nice girl. I’m sure you two would have a lot in common. I saw her mother at Barbara’s shiva last week. Do you remember Barbara? Such a shame! And you know what her mother said? Rachel is moving to Philly for her residency. A doctor! Can you believe that? It would work out so well and you won’t even let me set you guys up. Fine, fine, I won’t. You know I do so much for you and this is all I get in …