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Tulip Sondisdik

Tulip Sondisdik

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Gardening, 2027

Bio

i am flowers

Fun Fact

I (tulip) smell nice

Previous Work

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Top 10 Tops

10. Bob Ross “Just beat the devil out of it” was NOT about the paintbrush.

9. Thom Yorke He wrote Creep.

8. Ellen She’ll abuse you just like how she abused her staff.

7. Meryl Streep Have you seen The Devil Wears Prada?

6. Michael Cera 😈

5. Stanley Tucci The Italian Stallion.

4. Michelle Obama She’ll ruin you just like she ruined school lunch.

3. Martha Stewart That time in prison changed her.

2. Troye Sivan SUBversive.

1. Me. Hit me up (412-268-2323)