TheCountFan789
Protest Counter
Math ah, ah, 1, I can count that high
Bio
Count von Count's number 1 fan! Definitely not the count himself. That vvould be very silly.
Fun fact
I am not the Count, just a fan of his
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CMU's New COUNTermeasure Against Protest
In order to properly enforce the new expressive action rule, CMU has hired the educational celebrity, The Count from Sesame Street, to count crowds on campus and make sure none exceed tvventy four. The students seem to be taking the new member of the Carnegie Mellon family vvell. “It’s a nightmare,” one student said, “I can’t even do group work in the library without that purple bastard coming up and saying ‘One! Ah-ah-ah. Two! Ah-ah-ah.’ and counting the whole damn group. I’ve become so irritable lately from his counting that I’ve lost friends. His lavender ass needs to return to …