Thatcher Maggie
i dont have pronouns i'm not woke
Capitlism
fucking over poor people, 2013
Bio
I am proof that men don't have the be the only horrible politicians
Fun fact
I am still dead
Location
coffin
Latest
CMU announces austerity to reduce funding woes
Amidst rising inflation costs and increasing building maintenance fees, Carnegie Mellon University administration voted to implement austerity measures as a cost-cutting measure.
The English department will be entirely destroyed, as there are only 4 English majors anyways, and all social sciences will have budgets slashed in half, and the most pro-palestine professors will be fired and their positions will not be replaced.
CMU’s contract with chartwells will also be nullified — say goodbye to true burger! We will have False Burger in it’s place — even lower quality food and even less staff.
Libraries will now be …