Steve Tummler
They/them
Staffwriter
Uncivil Engineering, 2029
Bio
I'm a uh...big fan of infrastructure. A really big fan of it. Like the big fan they have to remove and filter air from...never mind. Specifically CMU infrastructure. Certain parts of it.
Fun fact
I have heard the Doherty Creature's growl
Location
Under you
Latest
Andrew Carnegie had the right idea
People who know me in person may know that I am a man who wears underwear. But shopping for men's underwear feels really gay, because you have to like, look at lots of men in underwear. This is a problem, because I am very homophobic.
I considered wearing women's underwear instead, because shopping for women's underwear makes me feel very straight thoughts and I enjoy it a lot. But then if the boys saw me wearing soft, silky lace undergarments, they would think I'm gay, which is a problem, because the boys are very homophobic.
My solution up …