Raytheon Blues
He/him
Staffwriter
Computer Science (AI), switching to Business, 2023 (Grad Student)
Bio
Misogyny. Involuntary celibacy. Insurmountable greed. These may seem like negative traits to you, but it takes an entrepreneur to understand how to turn douchiness into profit. Now, listen closely, because I'm going to tell you the story of how I increased my b2b sales by harnessing the power of AI—Hey, wait, where are you going?
Fun fact
I don't see race, gender, or anything at all. I spent too much time on LinkedIn and now the doctor says I'm going blind, but that's the price you pay for the grindset.
Location
Wherever you are (wink wink)
Latest
My Whirlwind Romance with the Lawnmower Bot
Dear Reader,
I’m back at Carnegie Mellon for grad school, and I have quickly noticed a new hot body roaming the Cut.
I’m sure you’ve noticed them. Sleek, shiny, not afraid of getting their hands dirty, always dressing in a provocative red. From the moment I saw them, I forgot all about my heartbreak with Nicky. My heart was caught between the blades of this darling automaton, and I was incredibly, inexplicably in love.
Robomower, you have bewitched me in body and soul. Never has there been a more perfect match. They kill the grass so I …
How to tell if my Hinge crush is a honeypot
Dear Reader,
I’ve been dealing with quite the conundrum and was hoping that you, an incredibly intelligent consumer of ReadMe, would be able to help me. You see, I just wanted to get laid. There are few opportunities for romantic or sexual escapades when you’re an alumnus of Carnegie Mellon University, but I thought all my problems were solved when I met Nicky.
Reader, Nicky is beautiful, a dumb blonde with nothing going on in her head. She replies “lol” to all the nerdy jokes I send her. She doesn’t seem to have any interest in the ethics …