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Local Duck

Local Duck

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Staff Artist

Indecision Science, 2029

Bio

Quack.

Fun fact

I only eat organic, vegan, locally-sourced, cruelty-free, non-GMO bread

Location

The Pond

Latest

A photo taken with a smartphone camera at night of one of the sculptures of a person at the base of walking to the sky, with harsh front-camera selfie lighting. A Snapchat-style text overlay reads: "Nooo don't walk to the sky, your [sic] so sexy ahaha"