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Vol 4, Issue 3
• Sept. 26, 2025
![A photo taken with a smartphone camera at night of one of the sculptures of a person at the base of walking to the sky, with harsh front-camera selfie lighting. A Snapchat-style text overlay reads: "Nooo don't walk to the sky, your [sic] so sexy ahaha"](/media/vol4/issue3/images/walktoskysexy_Wl0KjRf.png)